Sarah Palin Song

These are the people that live in the middle of our country, trust me I drove through it. Have you let that reality sink in yet?

Scary, right?

I have repeatedly had this discussion with my sister... Why not just sell everything east of California and West of Pennsylvania to Canada? It would solve a lot of economic trouble, the coasts would no longer endure the burden and embarrassment the rest of this country places on us. I wouldn't mind keeping certain states as part of the country. Ya know, just the pretty ones like Colorado and Arizona. Maybe we could consider Utah and parts of Nevada but those people would have to take written aptitude tests and score at least an 85 to remain a citizen. If they fail, off to Canada. I mean Jesus... those people are probably the who's who of Dumfuk, Arkansas. Do you all realize that with the exception of the last election, middle America has repeatedly chosen our president. Imagine a life without 'The other ones." America's biggest embarrassment would be a toss up between the Jersey Shore and that rancid Boston accent.