Tuxeeeeeedoooo tiiiime!

Boozer met a cute Florida boy..., or is he from PA? Or is he from LA? Who cares? He's cute.

Boozer is readin bitches.

Oooooooooh gurl! Jack in the box!

Boozer got as fired up as Yettas face, so we left him at home.

Boozer decided to leave the cocktailing to the big girls.

'When you feel bloated, MAMMASA!'

Why did the monkey cross the road?

Boozer has had a few and he's getting a little saucy.

Could you believe they didn't have club soda OR crepes?!?

Boozer is getting his GTL on...

Having a pow-wow with Boozer and the local folk on I-81. Stupid truck had to go and shut down the Freeway.

After all the deafening ear popping in the mountains, We needed to pee terribly. Boozer found us a Wawa! Oh Boozer, you're such a miracle worker.

Boozer hitched a ride with an M4M contact off Craigslist over the George Washington Bridge. Don't worry, he has his taser handy.

What did you do Boozer? Guess you won't be getting on a plane....

Where in the world is Boozer? (Part 1)

Boozer always leaves packing to the last minute. After a little shopping and an afternoon of beauty, he is almost ready.... But where is he going? Stay tuned....