House repeals "don't ask, don't tell"

House repeals "don't ask, don't tell"


A small feat for the gay community as a whole however, I am slightly concered for the future of homosexuals in the military. DADT was partly intended to protect people and now with no limit to what is deemed apropriate, the possibilites are endless. The people 'fighting the good fight' to repeal the policy aren't the servicemen who are effected. All I am able to imagine is some lost middle american who never had to face adversity on the farm, who gets gang banged in the showers after he is asked by a superior if he is gay. There have been countless stories of the Dont Ask Dont Tell hardships but I think we're in for some serious backlash. I am not entirely sure being able to talk about who you are in your personal life at work is something most companies would want, let alone the military. It's called conflict of interest. I dont nessicarily care who is banging who when I am at work. Do your job and shut the fuck up.


© Joseph Tighe 2010

Double D's

I am in much dismay with the events that have taken place recently. Looks as though my co-worker Manny's evil twin was caught red tittied after shooting his wife in the face. I am shocked, horrified and disappointed in you Manny... get that nasty brother of yours in check.

© Joseph Tighe 2010

Shaving lesbian boys

Brilliance! I am almost just sad enough to shed a tear that I didn't think of it myself but then I tell myself again.... Shaved Bieber. Could you just die?! We can be rid of the Bieber once and for all!


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Glee's "Bad Romance" Video - Video - Glee

Glee's "Bad Romance" Video - Video - Glee



Even with all of Kurt's dramatic Daddy issue scenes, he found time to throw on some McQueen knock offs and kill us with Little Monster fierceness. I swear, this boy is everything I ever wanted to be in High School. I'm giving Glee 3 snaps in a Z formation, followed by a How U doin?! And of course finish off with an ooooooooooooooooooooooooooowww! Alexander McQueen shed a tear from the grave.

© Joseph Tighe 2010

Kelis - Acapella

Do you all remember tricknasty Kelis who served up lots of hood rat goodness with milkshake and bossy? Well, clearly she had a near death experience. I'm thinking her man turned her out, treated her like Ms. Turner and this is the outcome. We should all shake his hand. I never thought we would see Kelis again and I have to say, well done Boss Lady. Your milkshake has brought us back to the yard with this video. 3 snaps in a Z formation!

© Joseph Tighe 2010

Beyoncé - Why Don't You Love Me

Suck and blow

I have recently been entertaining the idea of a colonic. I think it's important to take care of your insides but mostly just afraid to head into the summer with a fupa. People spend so much money on gym memberships, diet pills and ex lax when all you really need to do is drop $75, have an 'irrigation specialist' stuff a wet vac up your stink eye and let er rip. I don't know about any of you but my huddle masses are yearning to be free. No longer will my bloated belly be the laughing stock of blacks beach, no more will my fupa feel six pack envy. Bring on Old Faithful and a Hoover!

© Joseph Tighe 2010

Not without my puppet...

THIS! Boys and girls is the reason I live and breathe. Shit like this makes my insides all warm and fuzzy.

As I exited the #3 this afternoon, a loud noise consumes the echoing walls of San Diego's 4th avenue.... "Maaaaaaaaaaaaaarjoriiiiiie!" I had already scoped out the nut who was perched in her three-wheeler outside the city's dumpiest hostel, but the poor pedestrians never saw it coming. Miss Lady pulls her right hand out from behind her back and reveals Marjorie, her 3 foot tall, hand-stuffed baby. She gives us fierceness with glasses only to be found in the rabbit hole otherwise known as Elton John's closet. And the madness continues, "I've been looking for you all day! Where have you been Marge?! I need my fucking pills and if I don't get them YOU know what happens."

A group of scantily clad girls walk by, "Don't dress like a whore Marge!" Miss Lady pulls a plastic bag out from her jacket, opens it up and spits.... She seals the bag, stuffs it bag in her pocket and screams through the mouth of Marjorie, "Only better to screw you with, slut!" The girls run across to the safe side where I am rolling outside the U.S. Grant Hotel and trying my damnedest to zoom in on the most incredible street performance I've seen since Kris Angel in Vegas... Miss Lady digresses and either passed out or fell asleep in her three wheeling travelling show wheelchair.

She is officially my new favorite person.

© Joseph Tighe 2010

Justin Degeneres

Last night while cruising in a pimped out Cadillac that Rachel and I have dubbed the land yacht, a song came on the radio that she started to jam out to. I was in fear of her life as she sang along to this hateful song with a very clear message under the melody that tries to brainwash the listener. It was scarier than Notting Hill. There seemed to be a pubescent girl belting out tunes and saying things like, 'I'm going down.' Rachel informed me it was this Justin Bieber person. I had heard of this Bieber sensation before but dismissed it thinking he would be one of those washed up Disney channel performers like Raven Simone. Turns out the Bieber has quite the following. After even more thought, I realized there is a club mix of the horrendous song that I definitely danced my ass off to while shit canned in West Hollywood a few weeks ago. I'd like to know who the stage mom is that has been pimping out her 14 year old lesbian son? Seriously, the Bieber looks like the product of Ellen and Portia... I am concerned for his future. Why is it okay for a 14 year old to be throwin up deuces and singing provocative lyrics?! Back in the crunchy and salty days of Britney and Christina, controversy surrounded excessive skin when they were 18. This turd barely has a pubic hair, suggesting fellatio and calling girls "baby" in his song. If you have a daughter, keep her far away from the Bieber. By the time Ellen Jr. reaches age 17 he will have been in Rehab at least once, a nasty intent for transsexuals and chlamydia on his mouth. Justin Bieber needs a life coach.

© Joseph Tighe 2010

Fine Art

This painting drew me in.... After some careful consideration I have decided that the girls pictured here are the unsung heroins of prostitution. They've only achieved a few fancy 'Lady on the street" dresses and only have half a colorful/optimistic world. You can sense the yearning for a z-pack on the creepster in the middle with the farty head band and the years of self destruction on the kiddie porn pigtails. How many of these girls do you think live in Reno with botched plastic surgery and an addiction?

© Joseph Tighe 2010

Mission

Hello Ladies, Gentlemen and those of you who haven't yet decided....

This is officially the first of many off the cuff posts you have to look forward to from the illustrious me. I am 100% confident that I will offend and insult you at some point in my blogging career. If you have a weak stomach, shortness of breath, thin skin or a problem with body odor... you should rip on a bong before reading just so we don't experience any sudden movements caused by shock that may involve injuries.

Updating my status on Facebook has become somewhat redundant and although I appreciate all the positive reinforcement, I will be posting all my deep dark disgusting thoughts and experiences here then posting links to the FB world.

I smell success.... and the Asians next door cooking some sort of fucked up skinned animal.

© Joseph Tighe 2010