Happy Endings

^What a waste of good pie!

Wendi Deng Murdoch will not be teaching classes on how to tame your dragon. When her hubs, Rupert was under attack by a pie abusing protester at his latest court hearing, Wendi lashed back open palmed and full bodied. I have been watching this video repeatedly in hysterics at the mere thought of what her face must have looked like. Seriously, take a moment and picture it.

She clearly isn't Tae Kwon Do trained, she went after that guy straight up ghetto status. I am surprised her Jimmy Choo's stayed on in her solid body toss. I am thinking, purely for my own entertainment purposes that, Wendi was one of those Asian girls that wasn't quite smart enough to be a mathlete so she hung out with the ghetto girls in high school and wore wife beaters with cholo jeans. She clearly smartened up marrying one of the richest men in existence and I have to say, she's probably my new favorite person ever. The whole thought of the younger Asian, old white man relationship has been bothersome to me for a long time. I guess the answer to that question is plainly put in this video. He gets a hot young wife along with security detail, she gets to down 40's of Tecate in Chanel suits and can beat the snot out of people. You can take the girl out of the cholo jeans......
But seriously, whatever happens to Rupert Murdoch in this case, I really hope my new favorite gets the happy ending she deserves.