Looks like the United States is fixin to jump on the Brazilian band wagon by plastering rancid pictures, sometimes humorous ones all over the face of my very happiness. We have all been made very aware that cigarettes are harmful to your health. Causes cancer, heart failure, low birth weight, asthma, emphysema, blah blah blah. Tobacco funds a huge portion of the country's economy so I am still a bit lost as to why the government is rolling out such a damaging campaign. Either way, these stupid pictures aren't going to stop people from smoking. There are trends that repeat themselves, right now a cigarette case would do wonders for my overall appeal. So, pretty sure I'm going into the cigarette case making business so I don't have to see dead babies with cigarette butts scattered around them every time I light the little piece of sanity I like to call a Marlboro Light 100. Raise the prices, post pictures of limp dicks and throat cancer, wave your hand around to simulate how much you hate my cigarette smoke even though you are 20 feet away. Guess what, this stubborn bitch is gonna keep on keepin' on despite you're offensive injustice to the shell of my one and only love. Philip Morris and I have a coffee date.
Damnit, I used you're instead of your... rrrrg.
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