I just did my catch up on the AMA's from last night and it absolutely must be said..... Justin fucking Bieber won artist of the year??!??!? How many lesbians joined forces and threatened lives to make sure that little muff diver won? I mean seriously, he won over my Gaga? Forget that trashbag Kesha, she showed up lookin like Chris Brown threw her against the wall and smeared her mascara before she left the house. Which brings me to the one and only performance worth a damn. Ri Ri killed that shit. I haven't screamed at the TV in sheer gay madness and joy since Gaga did the charleston on crack at the New Now Next awards in 2008. Who would have thought the dutty wine was coming back? Rihanna did, and thank you Ri for all of the pain I will be in after a night of dancing like a Becky while trying to be you. I know you all want me to say something about my Christina but I just wont do it. So what if she put on a few pounds? Are we forgetting that bitch is Puerto Rican? You know she loves her some cuchifritos.
YouTube - Rihanna - 2010 American Music Awards Performance <--- WERQ BITCH!
*Sidenote... spell check didn't recognize 'Puerto Rican' as words?
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