I have recently been entertaining the idea of a colonic. I think it's important to take care of your insides but mostly just afraid to head into the summer with a fupa. People spend so much money on gym memberships, diet pills and ex lax when all you really need to do is drop $75, have an 'irrigation specialist' stuff a wet vac up your stink eye and let er rip. I don't know about any of you but my huddle masses are yearning to be free. No longer will my bloated belly be the laughing stock of blacks beach, no more will my fupa feel six pack envy. Bring on Old Faithful and a Hoover!
© Joseph Tighe 2010
No comments:
Post a Comment